The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!