the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!