- Pointless Super Powers

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to walk through air.

The power to die at will

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to always know the exact time.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!