- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to turn food into shit

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to be an idiot.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to burn the sun.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to die

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

Pointless Super Powers