- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to disintegrate yourself

Pointless Super Powers