The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!