The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to die

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!