power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to read this.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be a common person

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the power to change people socks on command

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!