The power to waste money

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to self destruct

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be french.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!