- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to not live forever

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

Pointless Super Powers