The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!