- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to eat bread

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to talk without a tongue

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to get in the van

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

Pointless Super Powers