- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to display emotions at will

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

the power to not have superpowers

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

Pointless Super Powers