The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!