- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to shit without squinting.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

having the same super powers as batman!

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to have a power

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

i love to make shit brix

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

Pointless Super Powers