- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers