- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

the power to make food shrimp.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

All of aquaman's powers.

lol

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to walk through air.

The power to not think of a productive power.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

Pointless Super Powers