The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power of fart helium

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!