The power to turn any object into food

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to waste money

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!