The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to control mealworms

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to like any show

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!