the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!