the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to eat bread

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The power to lose this power.

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Acid tears.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!