- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to understand irony.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to make yourself deaf.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to disintegrate yourself

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to burn the sun.

The power to not care.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The Power to Die if you are dead

Pointless Super Powers