the power to any ugly person love you.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to shit for 5 days

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swear words -jesse

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!