The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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To shit bricks.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!