The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to sneeze cum

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be powerless

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!