the power to tolerate alex simpson

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to live.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!