the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to think of food

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!