Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to ignore useful information

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to live.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!