The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the powre to spel

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Having the power to stand still

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!