The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power drown in water

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to think of food

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to die at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!