The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to misspell

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to think of food

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!