- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your nose blink.

to make asians smart

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to sneeze cum

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

Pointless Super Powers