The power to eat ass.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!