the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to become demented

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!