The power to make water expire.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to Power

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power of learning

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!