the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!