the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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to do nothing

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to become black!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!