- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of bad luck

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

Pointless Super Powers