- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to become black!

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to smell colors

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to drown on land.

The power to breath at will.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

Pointless Super Powers