- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat bread

the power to summon a massive midget

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to read terms and conditions

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power that will grant you no power.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to fart tear gas

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

Pointless Super Powers