The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to control dairy products

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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boo

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!