The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!