The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!