- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to have gravity.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The ability to smell colors

The power to shrink boobs

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Pointless Super Powers