the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to jump

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to sit

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to die early.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!