The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to die.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to see the past.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to die on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!