- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to jump face first

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

the power to die on the spot

The power to see via toe nails

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

the power to dislike this power

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

the power of the succulent game

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to die instantly

the ability to die on command

Pointless Super Powers