The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to jump

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!