- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to die when you get old

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to read this sentence

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Pointless Super Powers