- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to turn cake into pie

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

Pointless Super Powers