The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!