The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to jump

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be french.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!