The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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All of aquaman's powers.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to smell like ham

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!