- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

Pointless Super Powers