- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to not have any power at all

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to fly, but only fly north

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Pointless Super Powers