The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!