The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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power to age faster

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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being black

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!