The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!