- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to change your weight

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to get hard at will.

The power to see through glass

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to be 100% pointless

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Pointless Super Powers