- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to quote memes randomly

the ability to die on command

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to die

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to see through windows

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to break a Nokia

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to enter a coma.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Pointless Super Powers