The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to smell any point in time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!