- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Nothing

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to think oppositely

The power to grow more genitals.

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to understand irony.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to get in the van

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

Pointless Super Powers