Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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75% levitation

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!