Liam Brudenell

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!