- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The abilty to go through water.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers