- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power of christ ;)

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to eat people :D

Being only half invisible.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

Pointless Super Powers