The power to become famous on vine

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to digest corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!