The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to look TV

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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boo

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!