The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!