the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!