The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Acid tears.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to jizz money

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!