- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to make yourself forget your life

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to not care.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

To have the ability to piss off the police

Pointless Super Powers