the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to pee while standing up

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!