- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to read your own mind

the power to be super ugly

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Pointless Super Powers