- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to die

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to become translucent

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers