The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!