The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!