- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to see the past.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of bad luck

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to not have a super power.

The power drown in water

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to enter a coma.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

Pointless Super Powers