- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to die when you get old

ability to run very fast forever

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Pointless Super Powers