- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to freeze ice.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power of christ ;)

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to become demented

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Pointless Super Powers