- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die when you get old

The power to turn toast back into bread

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

the power to read this sentence

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

Pointless Super Powers