The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!