- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to die when you get old

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!